"When I Queef People Cry" is a parody of R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly", performed by Evil Cheshire Cat.
Lyrics[]
I used to think that I was quite a catch,
And all the guys could not resist my snatch,
But ever since my period began,
My pussy smells just like a garbage can.
And so I wash it, and then I flaunt it.
and though I douche it, guys still don't want it.
When I queef, people cry.
When I queef, it makes folks want to die.
And even though I cleanse it every day,
(I) Spread my legs and (they) run away.
When I queef, people flee.
Like science fiction gynocology.
When I queef, people cry.
When I queef, people cry.
When I queef, people cry.
I am not sure what I thought to achieve
when I bought stock in Summer's Eve.
I feel I'm just a victim of circumstance
with the smell of rancid tuna in my pants.
And so I wash it, and then I flaunt it.
and though I douche it, guys still don't want it.
When I queef, people cry.
When I queef, it makes folks want to die.
And even though I cleanse it every day,
(I) Spread my legs and (they) run away.
When I queef, it could kill.
Despite my faithful use of Massengil.
When I queef, people cry.
When I queef, people cry.
When I queef, people cry.
And when I queef, you'll scream.
And so I wash it, and then I flaunt it.
and though I douche it, guys still don't want it.
When I queef, people cry.
When I queef, it makes folks want to die.
And even though I cleanse it every day,
(I) Spread my legs and (they) run away.
When I queef, people gasp.
They can't tell if it's my twat or ass.
When I queef, people cry.
When I queef, people cry.
When I queef, people cry.