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In this commercial, Joel promotes the comedy CD from the Prince of Darkness.

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Now ladies and gentlemen for the first time on CD, the king of comedy, also know as the prince of darkness...SATAN! On this six hundred and sixty six CD set you'll get some of Lord Lucifer's funniest moments!

Do know what's funnier than a dead fetus in a dumpster? A dead fetus in a dumpster being eaten by a child rapist hobo! Do know what's funnier than a dead fetus in a dumpster being eaten by a child rapist hobo? Dead fetus in a dumpster being eaten by a child rapist hobo while he's being fucked in the ass and being ripped to shreds by the insect demon Pa Zou Zou!

And who could forget his classic, 'who's from out of town?'

Is anybody from out of town? In hell, the only people not from out of town are from Reading, PA!

Order now and you can also receive his motivational CD, "How to get into hell without even trying"! This offer won't last long, so act now.

Hey I killed 5,000,000 puppies yesterday. Do you want to know why? To fuel my car. It runs on the blood of the innocent! Bwahahahaha!

So dial 610-572-2533. Operators are standing by and it will only cost you your soul! Brought to you by the Sorny retail warehouse and geyser of shit productions!

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