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Keyz provides tips for going out on a date.

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Part 1[]

And now, another installment of Keyz's tips for dating.

When suggesting anal sex, it is best to wait until the entree has been served. Women are often more receptive to ideas after an appetizer.

This has been yet another of Keyz's tips for dating.

Part 2[]

And now, another installment of Keyz's tips for dating.

Just because you punched your date in the face for trying to steal a bite of your caramel brownie surprise, it doesn't necessarily mean the date is over. Simply offer to help stop the bleeding, and order her another drink.

This has been yet another of Keyz's tips for dating.

Part 3[]

And now, another installment of Keyz's tips for dating.

When going down on a date for the first time, don't be thrown if your date has green pubic hair. Chances are she dyed it herself. And if she didn't, try to remember how popular caviar and oysters are. There is always something much worse you could be putting in your mouth.

This has been yet another of Keyz's tips for dating.

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